Military around the world has the same mentality no matter how they are trained and how better life they lead than one another. Their pattern of life does not match with those of Civilians even they have family and friends among them. However, I am going to narrate one joke related to military and civilians actions in a given situation:
There had been an exercise going on along a bridge over a river. The bridge is the only passageway for all possible users. The exercise was on a reserved demolition and a part of that exercise went as under:
Commander (Brigade Commander) as he approached towards the bridge found a chap standing lousily on one side of the bridge. So he called upon that poor chap a young Captain and asked:
Commander: What are you exactly doing here?
Captain: Sir I am controlling the traffic.
Commander: Who is protecting you? Are you not in a war zone?
Captain: Sir, mistakenly I did not take any cover.
Commander: My dear friend, consider yourself and your men dead.
Captain: Yes sir.
An old lady who was returning from weekly market after completing her shopping and was approaching towards the bridge. The Military police standing around told her that she can not pass over the bridge:
MP: Ma'm I am afraid, you would not be able to go by this way.
Lady: Why son?
MP: The bridge has been destroyed.
Lady: Are you crazy? I can see the bridge is alright.
MP: No ma'm the bridge is destroyed by enemy action.
Lady: Please do not make fun with an old lady like me. Let me go?
MP: Please do not interfere. Believe me, the bridge is destroyed and it is too risky to cross now.
Lady seeing no other scope of convincing the MP was looking around for assistance. Suddenly she saw that Captain sitting nearby the bridge. So she thought of going to him seeking assistance and as well as making a complaint against the MP.
Lady: Son, did you see how that chap stopped me going to my home crossing that bridge?
Captain remained quite.
Lady: Son, I need your help to pass that bridge. Can you please tell that chap to let me go?
Captain: Please do not talk to me.
Lady: Why son? What has happened to you?
Captain: I am already dead and a dead man can not help you.
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